Wednesday 14 December 2011

Denial school

I can just imagine what denial school must be like:

Ring, ring.

"Hello, am I connected to the School of Denial?"

No!
"Oh, well this number is listed in the book!"
I don't believe you, It's simply not true and I bet you can't prove it.
"But you're listed under Professional and Reliable Denial Services!"
Well, that's because we're very good at it!
"Oh. I thought you said you weren't in denial?"
When did I say that?
"Just now! Oh this is useless. I've got a huge budget for denial and you don't want it."
Now hang on a minute madam, we are really in denial.
"Seems that way. I've no idea how you ever gain any clients."
Oh that's easy, successful candidates simply refuse to believe we're not in denial.
"Aha. Somehow I can believe that, but I'm quite confused about all this"
That comes with the trade madam. Glad we could be of service.